Sir Lüdendorf Geekenstein esquire the third. AKA Lütz. President and CEO of Sparkos Labs. The little doggie.
Like all CEO's, Lütz is highly overpaid, makes ridiculous demands, and has no idea what is really going on around here. We can say such things about him openly because he only speaks German, and doesn't understand English at all. Despite this shortcoming, Lütz is a visionary like none other. His ears are far better than any human audiophile's could ever hope to be, with the ability detect phase errors as small as 3 degrees over a bandwidth of DC to dog whistle. In the year 2014, he created the vast global empire that is Sparkos Labs, Inc. Lütz's management style is iron fisted, and he demands perfection and greatness in all that we do.